One of my regular callers has a small penis, lots of them do actually, but this one is into domination. He fantasizes about a female nurse piercing his cock and balls. One of those Prince Albert penis tip ring things. Now in a three inch long penis, that would look a little odd. He likes the idea of his small cock being maimed and pierced by a woman in the position of authority. That also strays into cock and ball torture territory, but hey, it’s his fantasy. He also wants his testicles pierced to have those little barbell things going through them.

I’m not sure what woman would find sex better fucking a man wearing such paraphernalia, it just seems like it could catch on something and be a disaster waiting to happen. This caller is actually quite a character, he said his mother is the one that first told him he had a small penis in his teens and came at him with a ruler to prove it. Uh huh. Then he said she told him that because of his little cock, his only hope at pleasing a woman was oral sex, which is likely true, but apparently she was the one to teach him how best to please a woman orally. Sure she did…

The fantasies that callers have that they swear up and down are the truth can be quite far fetched, and of course there’s no way to prove they are not telling the truth, but if you’re in this line of work long enough, you get a pretty good “bullshit detector” and can tell when it’s a tall tale they are spinning for ye. Let them talk, it’s their dime and you can actually hear some pretty interesting and comical things, tall tales or not. So let them have their fantasies, in many cases, it’s all they have.